rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

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lettingmyselflove:

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

yeah never

It’s been 100 degrees every day since Saturday…. Just sayin

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

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mermaidastrology:

Cancer will rarely make the first move when they have feelings for someone. They feel that it will hurt them to much if the person a Cancer likes rejects them.

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sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

(Source: versacesquad)

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