kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. Damn it. I hate that damn stupid face he makes. Mother fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. Damn it. I hate that damn stupid face he makes. Mother fucking damnit."

(Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com)

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sugar-slit:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

Omg

sugar-slit:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

Omg

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l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres)

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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pardonmewhileipanic:

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

crystal @ halloween

pardonmewhileipanic:

exoticshorthairs:

I picked it myself human.

crystal @ halloween

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